Squid

tha coolest god dam animol in ze fukkin werld. U ain nevah seen smt as cool as a muthafukkin squid (skwid)

Timmy: I want a pet squid!
Poppa: U ain gettin shit u ungrateful sack o shit. Ur not werthy of gettin the cooles muthaphukkin thing ain no one evah seen bitch. Sit yo ass down and eat some cereal u fukkin reetahrd.

by A kool nigga June 11, 2018

Squid rings

A slow and incapable electrical apprentice. The greenhorn and bottom feeder of the electrical industry.

Tradie, "pass me my long nose pliers"
Apprentice *hands him a screwdriver.
Tradie, "you are such a squid rings"

by RedDaug June 11, 2018

squid puffs

When you eat to much dick and everything is a metaphor for dicks

omg im seeing squid puffs

by the LIT dude who's super gay June 12, 2018

Squid

Atlanta slang for a big headed female that sleeps with multiple men and or women

She really f*cked Jamal even tho she with Chris , dawg she a squid

by zone6zay June 18, 2018

Squid

A term used to describe ;

a. noun. A person who looks ugly and has no intelligence and acts ignorant, thus making them animal-ish like a squid.

b. adjective. Ugly

c. verb. a taunt to randomly make people angry.

Random ass kid walking down the hallway at school
Some other kid : "HEY YOU DAMN SQUID!"
Random ass kid walks off in embarassment

by grandest of autismo September 24, 2018

Squid

That lad with no backbone. They have little to no personality and just aren't that interesting in general. Your mom definitely doesn't like them- she thinks they bring nothing to your life.

She can never stand up for herself. She's such a squid.

by TheSquids November 25, 2018

Squid

A group of best friends that have a weird handshake and spend way to much time together.

Love my squid

by Sexychickie321 December 3, 2018