Presidential Shower

Synonym of Golden Shower.
(n.) The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

(n). When President Trump uses official procedure to arbitrarily delay government processes in order to give the illusion of instituting new policy. Similar to rebranding

Trump's first 100 days were just a presidential shower.

Last night, I gave my girlfriend the presidential shower.

by Aschylus January 28, 2017

jerk shower

Beating you meat while in the shower

"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"

by Itschurboi August 18, 2017

Chowder Shower

The use of vomit in sexual gratification.

He got me so drunk and made me chowder shower on his dick while he jerked off.

by KrystalKaos March 18, 2019

Margarita Shower

after your boss gives you a hard time at work and your spouse gives you a hard time when you get home you just want to take a shower and drink a margarita.

Mark: I have had a rough day at work and now my wife is mad at me. I need to take a margarita shower and relax.

by threefingers June 26, 2021

Margarita Shower

When you have had a stressful week at work and you come home and your spouse is mad at you so you just want to get away and relax by having a margarita drink in the shower.

My boss was demanding and my wife mad at me when I got home. I took a margarita shower to relax.

by threefingers June 26, 2021

Pre-Shower

The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.

I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.

by MF1212 August 07, 2017

Shame shower

Shower one takes after failing to buy toilet paper and continuing to poop.

Sorry I’m late. I’m out of toilet paper, so i had to take a shame shower.

by Mrmoonshinejack March 21, 2019