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Semenstruation

When your having sex with a girl and she starts menstruating and you pull out after leaving a load, and the semen and menstrual fluids start coming out and mixing together making this dirty ass goop.

Also used after calling a guy, usually Korean, Semen. When his name is Simon. It is to take it to a 2nd level of name morphing
Sebastian - yo Semen
Simon - fuck you Sebastard
Sebastian - easy there semenstruation

Simon - i was totally banging this chick when i felt something weird so i pulled out after letting a load in. she semenstruated everywhere.
by Constapator June 17, 2010
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Semtex Grenade

Refers to the result of the process by which a grenade, or ugly friend of a girl you or another wants to hook up with, develops in into a full force semtex grenade,as made popular by the Modern Warfare video game series, after someone agrees to jump on the grenade.

The grenade, mistakenly emboldened by your making "small talk" with her so that your friend can run game on her dime piece friend, begins to think that she is in fact attractive as well. Now in full force, the semtex grenade begins pursuing you, desperately trying to hook up with you.
"Yo, did you hear Mike jumped on that grenade for Tim last night. She's a complete semtex grenade, been blowing up his phone all day."

"Dude, that sucks. I hope he's rocking Flak Jacket Bro."
by nar1763 December 14, 2011
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semi boner

when the tip of your cock is floppy but the rest is as hard as a brick.
omg tommy you have a semi boner.
by tommysucks February 19, 2017
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semen puking asshole dickhead

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag
by Big Bear July 15, 2003
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Anti-Semite

"Anti-Semite" is the English version of a Victorian era German phrase used in polite company in place of "Juden haas" or "Jew hatred.
"Anti-Semite" does not mean "one who is opposed to all speakers of Semitic languages. That is a recent construct, crafted for propaganda purposes.
by Rfmoshe May 14, 2011
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sembisexual

Some poeople may think this means bisexual but only liking one gender, that doesn’t exist. It’s just straight, gay, and that’s all I know. (:
I’m sembisexual!
by anonymous February 1, 2021
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semen

Acts as a nutrient pill or vitamin and also whitens your teeth!
Wow, her teeth are white, she must swallow a lot of semen. Ya, id like to stick my cock in that.

Man1: Oh she is really fit, i bet she takes vitamins
Man2: No dude, that bitch drinks semen like EVERYDAY!
by Jeffrey Johnson (MJ) October 2, 2005
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