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Midwest Santa

When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.
"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"
by Melvin2366 April 2, 2023
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Black Santa Claus

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024
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Santa hats

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny
by anonymous August 3, 2024
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Santa Claus

An elderly and obese guy that delivers billions of presents to people around the world. How does he get the presents? Why, he forces millions of elves in green costumes with way too large hats to make the presents.
Person 1: do you know santa claus?
Person 2: who doesn’t?
by idkwhatnametoputhere August 4, 2024
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Santa

n. In reference to a form of nicotine, typically a disposable vape. Derived from "St. Nicholas" as a word play on "nicotine".
Person 1: Is Santa coming today to give me a present?
Person 2: Stop feinding bruh, I only got a few puffs left.
Person 1: Surely? Mad invite
by qbriel March 30, 2025
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Santa Inc.

Some Christmas stop motion "comedy" show directed by Sarah Silverman and Seth Rogen who are Jewish.

It was on released on HBO Max from 2021 and it involves Candy Smalls, a Jewish female elf who's goal is to become the first female Santa Claus. The show isn't interesting at all. If you want to watch BETTER Christmas shows and movies, watch Home Alone and The Simpsons' first episode "Roasting on an Open Fire" because those has a plot that works.

Also the jokes just drugged so much, I rather eat bricks..
Person 1: How was Santa Inc.?

Person 2: It's god awful, I couldn't watch another episode so I was crying in the bathroom..
by PeachOrchid April 20, 2025
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Santa’s Slay

When you engage in a threesome with four midgets (because they are half people) and one regular person
Yo let’s get you and the other midgets over and run a Santa’s Slay
by Carter Sanchez May 24, 2024
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