Samanta or Santa

A really pretty person that can make you smile nonstop without knowing. She’s really pretty, even if you don’t know her irl. She can be loving, and can maje you smile through the screen. I talk about her so much, even my irl friends know about her. I love her so much <3 She makes people feel happy about themselves, and she can’t talk bad about people. She’s really caring when it’s about you. She’s the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life. She makes me feel so well about myself, and she can be wholesome too. Sometimes I just want to tell her “Marry me” but she’d respond with “I’m loyal, I’m married to @durex” </3 She still is a person you can really trust, and that you must love :))
You can’t just hate her. She’s way too cute for this <3

I love her so much, not even words explain my expressions right now. I feel so special whenever getting all those Good night texts or Good morning texts. They make me feel so loved, so supported, they make me feel something I’ve never felt /pos

Samanta, if you’re reading this
I love you so much <33

Me: Omg I’ve stayed up until 4 AM this time talking to someone

Irl friend: Was it Samanta or Santa, however you call her?

Me: Yeah, how did you know?

Irl friend: You always talk to her until it’s really late. I want what you and Samanta have

by marrymeplzz November 20, 2021

Santa

Santa is your parents all fake don’t believe it. I can’t believe I believed this bs.

SANTA IS A FAKE BICH.

by Thick bish January 15, 2020

Santa’s dandruff

When you are banging a chick and you are about to cum, you pull out and cum in your beard, then shake it all over her breasts.

Leslie was super excited about her fiancés gift of Santa’s dandruff.

by Jean-Claude Herback October 7, 2025

Santa

A creepy man that dose cokecaine on your childs willy on the 24th of december and then sleeps with your sister

Mom whats santa

Santa is a very creepy man

by Secret puma December 2, 2023

Santa Panda

A Califurnia Buddhist who also happens to be quite attractive.

They were curious how they might cross paths with the cherished Santa Panda.

by LTKraptor December 13, 2020

Jolly Santa

A sexual position in which the female sticks her ass in the air and the male, wearing a Santa Claus hat & beard, sits on top of the female and drops his testicles into her anus like Santa dropping his bag of toys down the chimney.

After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.

by TotesMagotes42 December 23, 2013

santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009