Bitch Salad

When you're headed out the door to go get lunch and your boss asks you to swing by McDonald's on the way back and pick him up a South West Chicken Salad.

Boss to Employee: "Hey can you grab me a salad from McDonald's on your way back?"

Employee to Boss: "Uhm, we're not going to McDonald's for lunch tho."

Boss to Employee: "On your way back.."

Me to Employee: "Wow, he really made you his bitch right there. he was all like 'Bitch get me some Salad'..

Employee to me: "yep.. it's a BITCH SALAD!"

by possiblyben December 8, 2009

garden salad

something you may get a taste of while giving a wordrim job/word

undigested vegetables etc. that one ends up eating while giving a wordrim job/word

I was givin' this bitch a rim job and got a mouthful of garden salad

by m0loch October 1, 2003

Turky Salad

A tit wank. A term used when a woman masturbates a man with her breasts.

"Dat bitch frum da club wit' dem big titties gave me a turkey salad last nite yo! A put ma dick between 'em an' bust a nut all over dem titties."

by unknown April 2, 2004

salad toes

The description of someone's freakishly long toes.

He has such salad toes, I bet he can use chopsticks with them!

by deek-you January 15, 2010

freak salad

Freak salad is similar to tossing the salad which is eating the rectal cavity, but is an elaboration on it. For instance, in addition to to the use of jelly or syrup one would also employ the use of raw bacon, bologna and often mini gherkins.

When using raw bacon, beware of trichinosis

Prison dude #1: Hey, I just got off my shift in the kitchen.

Prison dude #2: Sweet! You wanna toss my salad freak style?

Prison dude #1: Yeah, I down with the freak salad, just let me crack out these gherkins.

by Freak salad April 2, 2008

Golden Salad

Peeing in somebody's butt, then eating it out.

I wanted some coke, so I gave him a golden salad

by The Big Kahuna March 7, 2004

Caesar Salad

When a guy interacts with a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.

Josh: Damn, What's the donkey for?
Jimmy: Well i have a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.
Josh: What's that suppose to mean?
Jimmy: That means i'm having a Caesar Salad.
Josh: ...huh?

by L. South January 29, 2007