by DESXX September 18, 2023

an absolute unit who has that many chins u could never stop counting. Such a funny guy and his eyes didn't get put on straight on is head. He thinks he's Kyrie Irving in basketball and thinks he's Devin Booker with his shooting. (He's SHIT at basketball).
by BigDaddyPig August 7, 2022


A girl who smells like if someone took a shit, ate the shit, and re-shit out the shit she has Some wrinkly brown bags of Milk on her chest . Her vagina is so bad that it’s like nose hair melting
by Imcacklingatmyself December 1, 2021

Big dick walking around the town and when he sits down on the toilet he has to hang his cock over his shoulder cause it gets in the way
by Thosewhobust January 24, 2025

An amazing person. Will always be there for you, plays too many video games. Stays up late. Will always be there for you.
by WE WILL RULE THE WORLD March 9, 2022

jaxon riley plays baseball and hits about 14 dingers a game at about 469.5 ft. he can batflip like hes jesus. loves to lick jon ladd sweaty balls!! GIANT weener(third leg)down to his ankle!! huge calfs!! jaxon riley is just, gay.
by crosst-nut May 9, 2018
