Porn that is watched while eating breakfast. It can only be called Breakfast Porn if it occurs at the first meal of the day.
by The Pastamaker February 23, 2007
Get the Breakfast Pornmug. Media produced showing the act of sexual gratification involving fecal matter. Basically it is any form of porno that shows fecal matter being transfered from one partner to another in order to accomplish sexual relief/ gratification.
man I really wanked it hard to that skat porn.
that skat porn was super.
give me back my skat porn mag.
that skat porn was super.
give me back my skat porn mag.
by mandudebro August 1, 2008
Get the SKAT PORNmug. Office worker, usually male, who spends a large portion of their working day pretending to work while trawling porno sites and swapping porno links with their extensive network of fellow porn addicts.
He always looks guilty and shuffles his mouse when I go into his office - he's a monkey spanking porn pig for shiz.
by poopoothighs December 28, 2007
Get the porn pigmug. Pictures, videos or stories of exotic, exclusive, vintage, expensive, special, unique or just weird musical instruments or other equipment (=gear), most often old modular analog synthesizers, that musically oriented people, not necessary musicians, drool over regardless if they can actually play the damn thing or not.
by patchcordmaggot August 20, 2007
Get the gear pornmug. by dutchieness December 30, 2006
Get the wii-pornmug. A walkthrough and cleanup of your place of residence, to make sure that no porn magazines, dvd’s and similar erotic paraphernalia are laying around in the open or any place they might otherwise be discovered accidentally. This activity is usually done shortly before a visit from parents, family, potential girlfriends, and anyone else who might be mortified by your filthy/kinky tastes (particularly, you want to make sure you don’t scare off any eligible women visiting your place and wreck your chances).
“Hey – is Susan coming over tonite?”
“Yeah - I’ve gotta leave early to go home and do a porn sweep before she gets there”
“Yeah - I’ve gotta leave early to go home and do a porn sweep before she gets there”
by J Russell Finch June 8, 2011
Get the porn sweepmug. by Nahny June 30, 2016
Get the necro pornmug.