pottery pickle

one of the greatest mysteries of the world. When a guy is doing a girl in the ass and he shoves a cucumber in his partner's vagina. then the guy smashes a piece of pottery over the girls back making her tighten up around the cuke. when he pulls the cuke out it is magically changed into a pickle

"so did you give her the donkey punch?"
"no, i gave her the pottery pickle"
"how does that work"
"i have no idea"

by shenia July 5, 2005

there's a pickle in my pocket

Something someone yells in a line at school to signal a teacher is walking by when the kids are texting.

Kid 1: "I'm texting nancy this picture o--"
Kid 2: "THERE'S A PICKLE IN MY POCKET!"
All kids in hallway: *puts phones in pockets stealthily"

by Guy Yohanson? December 13, 2009

Dick Pickles

Enlongated pickles that have the appearance of male genitalia, having two "Pickle Warts" near the bottom of the pickle, to have the appearance of the male penis or dick with 2 (usually) miniscule testicles.

Henry, look at these pickles, they look like penises!
Yes Tom, they do, i believe they are called Dick Pickles.

by Bay Area Chuck August 23, 2006

Pickle Barrel Syndrome

Pickle Barrel Syndrome manifests when someone who is really hungry ends up waiting, either in line or at a table for their food.
Symptoms include increasing irritability and crankiness that is proportional to hunger level, distinct frowning, and prolonged exposure can result in anger and violence. PBS is easily cured with access to food, and sufferers typically become apologetic after the fact.

Man, Cam had a major case of Pickle Barrel Syndrome yesterday at The Keg.

by TheMandarin January 26, 2009

pickle chugger

A derogatory name for someone who enjoys sucking multiple dicks at the same time frequently. Often used to describe someone in association with Andy Dick.

The pickle chugger went into the brothel and came out a very happy man.

by drdra14 April 13, 2009

pickle in the ear

A phrase referring to a nonsensical fictitious event. Frequently a tall tale told by someone else. Sometimes just used as a silly non sequitur.

John told his co-workers another ludicrous tale of bravado. Little does he know they all laugh behind his back at his pickle in the ear stories.

by Angatkuq October 26, 2010

pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.

you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.

by dafilterfish October 11, 2011