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Palmolester

The action of a really creepy person inappropriately extending the length of a handshake.
Kim: That guy just shook my and and wouldn't let go...
Georgia: OMG he is such a palmolester!!!
by Captain Magic September 1, 2009
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palmahawk

A palmahawk is an act of violence committed only in times of tire need. It involves a palms-forward double handed slap to both of the recipients cheeks, along with a knee to the crotch area. It mostly sucks for the recipient.
Tom: I had to palmahawk Joey last night.
Fred: Why? Don't you know those are only for the worst case scenarios and emergencies?
Tom: Yeah, but I found out he was sleeping with my new girlfriend, plus- he's a tool.
by blackbeltman December 7, 2009
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Palmview

Person 1 : Where do you Live?
Person 2: In Palmview ;D
by BarbieGirll ;D May 12, 2011
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palmy chaffer

pronounced: palm-e ch-a-fer

Slang for a masturbating.

1. when someone has a overly callused hand.

2. when one is a obsessively yanking the crank.

3. name for a douche/smart ass.
"He's been in there for awhile..."

"Yeah, what do you expect?

"Hurry the hell up Palmy Chaffer!"
by stabthehole October 2, 2011
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Palmalahmi

Palmalahi: a skinned meat cooked rare from the purple Alien known as the Palmalamien.

You can find this rare meat on planet Palmalamiton. But beware they eat fireballs which gives them explosive gas. Best time to hunt a Palmalamien is at 4:20 am or pm. Enjoy(;
Damn yo, that was some bangin ass Palmalahmi, lets go skin some more mah nuggah.
by Ally the greatest November 16, 2011
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Palmer twins

This is a round about way of referencing masturbation. The Palmer twins refer to a person's two hands, which he would use to stroke his manhood. Not sure if it would be used as a term for women
After watching some porn, he decided to pay a visit to the Palmer twins.
The Palmer twins never complain when I'm in the mood for sex...
by Magnum0970 May 17, 2016
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palmdaddy

A connoisseur of the arts, a master of the sciences, a pioneer of the modern world. Knowledgeable of random trivia facts. A comic enthusiast, a comic-con attender. A father, a friend, a fellow beer maker. Likes to give a lot of OWL homework. A fight breaker, walkie-talkie hater. A teacher, an administrator, a palmdaddy.
stop trying to act like a palmdaddy!
by palmdaddy;) June 5, 2017
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