rock blocking

to block someones enjoyment of music, seeing it, playing it, or hearing it.

I play drums and sometimes do jobs where other drummers will sit in on my kit. One night at a quiet Jazz gig, this jackass sat in and played super loud, repositioned the drums and Beat on them, denting the drum heads badly!! Rock Blocking!!!! I played with a pop band at SXSW at the Apple store in 08. We didn't have a bass played so the Crazy band leader said I shouldn't play because it would be hard for the band even though they had drums set up already, sounded like an excuse not to pay me for the show too!!!! Rock Blocking by your own band mates!!! I have played shows where someone had pissed off the sound guy and he decided to make it impossible to hear ourselves on stage. He also made us sound like shit!! Rock Blocking!!!

by Sticks Magoo February 11, 2009

Cock block

The act of one male hanging around a female he likes to deter other males from talking to her.

I really like Janet but that guy is totally cock blocking her.

by Jax_666 January 2, 2008

Spock-blocking

When your friend- who looks strikingly like Spock from Star Trek- engages in behavior similar to cock-blocking. Often in brutally failed attempts to hook up with your girlfriend, or prevent you from doing so.

John: Dude, did you get any action last night?

Mike: No, Andrew was fuckin spock-blocking me again.

John: Lame.

by JohnWayne1992 February 4, 2010

clock block

When someone is sitting in class so that they block your view of the clock. You can't check the time without leaning over conspicuously and the teacher noticing

Bryn: Dude that guy was totally clock blocking me, Mr. Richards noticed me looking at the time and kept us for another five minutes.

Oliver: Man I hate clock blockers

by brynster48 January 15, 2010

cock-block

An action hindering another person's progress. Commonly referenced as a sexually related progress but not exclusively related to just sexual affairs. From the European native art of cock-blocking. "Kalk-block"

My broski really cock-blocked me today by not calling me back in due time. Matt is a real cock-block, he didn't give me a phone number to a potential customer in time! Richards can be a real cock-block at times, he never includes me in his important stories! My brosef was not answering my text messages--he was acting like a real cock-blocking son of a bitch!

by Brosef Bryan March 28, 2010

stalk block

When someone uses high privacy settings on Facebook so that you can't see any of their pictures unless you friend them.

Person 1: "Did you hear John got a new girlfriend?"
Person 2: "No way! I'm going to go stalk her Facebook right now."
Person 1: "You can't see anything; I've already tried."
Person 2: "What a stalk blocker."

by yerika February 24, 2011

cock block

To prevent one using one's cock in the manner that one desires.

Neutering Antoine, the cute cute cat, was the ULTIMATE cock block.

by m. w. November 24, 2006