Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

crossing

The act of intertwining the legs when having to urinate uncontrollably.

My nana waited too long to go to the bathroom and is now crossing.

by SYDLEX November 28, 2021

Leave His legs crossed

To shoot a man while he’s running away

Jaquan said he would Leave His legs crossed

by YungSatana1300Chicago June 7, 2021

Cross country

A sport that suicidal kids play.

Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

Cross Dubs

Aggressively humping with your arms in a crossed position on the dube’s waist

Stissi cross dubbed the shit out of Mariella

I can’t walk up right after all those cross dubs I caught last night

There are many ways to cross dub
For example:
Secret cross dubs in the corner of the bar

3 second cross dubs in the hotel room

They were catching Sakura Japan cross dubs

I saw them in the middle of the dance floor cross dubbing all over the place

by CrossDubs4Lyfe July 9, 2022

The Californian Crossing

When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.

Why are you so horny?

I just succeded with The Californian Crossing.

by Chocolatemuncher May 25, 2019