Johnny is #obsessed with Tom hickey for absolutely no reason. He goes for an irrelevant team (swans) and for some reason thinks they will win the premiership (wishful thinking if you ask me)
Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).
Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).
by Nickdaicos=goat September 16, 2022
The art of lying to someone about receiving a call from your insurance company to get off the phone with them
by Highrail Brian May 22, 2021
by Jdswag January 03, 2021
June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy
by DADDYWIHBIGCOCKXX June 09, 2020
by KooKaaPie January 23, 2007
Being sexually assaulted by an inanimate object, such as a glass bottle, like Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of doing during their trial.
I hear he got arrested after he Johnny Depped a drunk girl last night. Luckily he also has JD' lawyer so he should be able to thoroughly discredit her.
by Nihilistic May 18, 2023
Billy was gonna bartend this weekend, but he got Johnny Depped with a steak knife. I don't think he's gonna make it in.
by RicoSloppay May 13, 2022