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Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.
* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
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arse hankey

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.
"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."
by His Royal Hairiness January 20, 2014
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Thoroughbred arse

Someone (a teacher) who thinks they're at the frontier of modern scientific practices, and believe they can do whatever the hell they please.
Madhir : "Did you see how he marked our test? I wrote it as it was in the textbook and he marked it wrong."

Saif : "I used a synonym and he marked it wrong. He's a real thoroughbred arse."

Madhir : "Don't tell him that now, i don't think he will understand. He'd only accept homozygous anus."
by biig chungus April 18, 2021
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hypocritical arse

A Person who is being disliked by a group of People.
You are such a hypocritical arse I can´t stand you Kevin.
by Rosywiththehosy March 20, 2018
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arse mint

Oh your such an arse mint (when someones obviously trying to suck up to someone)
by Angel Face August 5, 2012
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wallet arse

The painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. Serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans.
Joel's wallet arse was so bad you could still see the manufacturer's brand imprinted on his right butt cheek a week after he got back.
by joelster7455 December 1, 2015
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arses

an asshole that sucks dick and eats ass
his name is arses and he sucks ding dong
by anonymous December 13, 2021
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