* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.
by His Royal Hairiness January 20, 2014

Someone (a teacher) who thinks they're at the frontier of modern scientific practices, and believe they can do whatever the hell they please.
Madhir : "Did you see how he marked our test? I wrote it as it was in the textbook and he marked it wrong."
Saif : "I used a synonym and he marked it wrong. He's a real thoroughbred arse."
Madhir : "Don't tell him that now, i don't think he will understand. He'd only accept homozygous anus."
Saif : "I used a synonym and he marked it wrong. He's a real thoroughbred arse."
Madhir : "Don't tell him that now, i don't think he will understand. He'd only accept homozygous anus."
by biig chungus April 18, 2021

by Rosywiththehosy March 20, 2018

by Angel Face August 5, 2012

The painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. Serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans.
Joel's wallet arse was so bad you could still see the manufacturer's brand imprinted on his right butt cheek a week after he got back.
by joelster7455 December 1, 2015

by anonymous December 13, 2021
