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Silent Ninja

When a guy is having sex in the doggy-style position and spits in her anus and slowly and silently slides his fingers, usually his thumb or middle finger, into his woman's anus for better stimulus and for his own self-enjoyment of the moment, gently stroking it in and out, with the hopes that she doesn't mind or won't say anything! That's a silent ninja!

On the bad note: It could also be reversed too. A wicked girl can give her boyfriend a silent ninja too! And he might end up liking it!!!!
Last night I gave my girl friend a silent ninja and she didn't mind. I guess she likes it in the ass after all?
by Attila the Milf Hunter July 30, 2010
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Ninja Sex

Sex in which no one can hear or see
noisless but pleasurful silent and unmarking sex
"why are there no wet marks on the bed and why didnt your parents hear us!?"
"I'm a ninja..."
"*gasp* i had ninja sex?!"
by YoungYulia September 15, 2006
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ninja jesus

An awesome ninja man who can use his super awesome ninja powers to tell people what to do. He can also walk on water, and Jesus is a very kickass ninja.
Ninja Jesus: Heeyah! Get me some -heeyah!- carrots!
Disciple guys: Yezzir.
by olli 2nd September 9, 2006
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ninjutsu

its like ninja magic, cept without the wands...and the cauldron.......and frog eyes and stuff.

well, with an exception of naruto quirks and stuff, ninjutsu is a collection of techniques and styles that are used by ninja's for concealment, escape, disguise, medicine, archery, collecting information and etc. some skills include:

taijutsi (unarmed combat)
ninja ken (sword fighting)
Seishin-teki kyôyô (spiritual refinement)
Shurikenjutsu (throwing blades)
Hensôjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
Shinobi-iri (stealth and infiltration methods)
Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
Sui-ren (training in water)
dont bitch with me, or ill go ninjutsu on ur ass!
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006
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Ninja Spunk

To arrive at the point of no return without giving your partner any idea that you are about to evict ones population paste all over her face/chest/eyes...
Nat: tug tug tug tug, sucky sucky sucky sucky, tug tug tug tug...
Me: Sploooge...
Nat: Oh, i see you ninja spunked me again...
Me: Opps, sorry sweetcheeks.
by Naughty Nigel May 15, 2011
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Ninjasexuality

Nin·ja·sexu·al·i·ty
Pronunciation: "nin-juh-sek-sh-'wal-t-E"
Fuction: Noun
: the act or actions of sexuality involving ninja(s)
a: Having physical cohabitation with a person of ninjasexual orientation
b: interest in becoming ninjasexual or open to ideas of
c: the act of performing assassinations upon other ninjasexuals or non ninjuasexuals.
What sexuality are you?
I practice Ninjasexuality !
by JohnMS August 15, 2006
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Super Secret Black Ninja

Rarely sighted in the Poughkeepsie area, Super Secret Black Ninja or SSBN for short, has madd nasty creepin skills and has the ability to fly and pull super secret sneak attacks on unsuspecting citizens. Can be seen with 005.
Oh Shit! Was that Super Secret Black Ninja over there by that pole? Lets book it out the Double Secret Probation way...
by Super Secret Squad March 22, 2009
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