ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022

ya mum

ya mum is used for a FUCKING OVERRATED JOKE LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN

man 1: hey bro what did u have for lunch
man 2: ya mum.
man 1: ion wanna do this no more, i just wanna go home, LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP KID UR NOT FUNNY

by Suckmytoeswithnutella69 July 4, 2022

ur mum

ur mum is ur mum

"ur mum"

by shwatylikeamelody June 28, 2022

freddie goodwins mum

Nice bit of ass with 32c cup size

I hit a “Freddie Goodwins mum” on Friday night

by Diabulious October 31, 2020

Ya mum

An exquisite comeback to any wrekc roast, or burn. This comeback can also be followed up with something else.

Person 1: Ur a fatass
you: Well, ya mum

by Ya nan gay June 21, 2021

Your mum

Everything you like

Your mum is awesome

by Idk asshole August 8, 2020

mum

a person who washes your bum when you were a child

malmon :mum

lenarmac :yes

malmon: time wash me bum

by lecar December 6, 2021