areana martel

A short ass girl who can still knock ya shit out!! She goofy and lovable....sometimes. She acts like she never eats but is a secret fat ass. When she laughs you can hear her snort from a mile away.

Dude1: who’s that white girl screaming?

Dude2:That’s Areana Martel!

Dude1:oh damn, imma get her snap.

by Hehebitch April 15, 2019

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mom martentezs

the power of the most powful zar bomba in the world

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by Monke semans September 24, 2019

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daddy martenzes

DId he got to get milk yes did he ever come back no is he fat no

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by Monke semans September 24, 2019

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Day-Mart

Nickname for Target. It refers to the late founder of Target, George Dayton, and also a pun on both Wal-Mart (whose founder is Sam Walton) and Kmart, whose founder is SS Kresge.

Marty: Wanna go shopping at Day-Mart?
James: What's Day-Mart?
Marty: It's Target, James. I call it that because Target was founded by George DAYton, like how Wal-Mart was founded by Sam WALton and Kmart was founded by SS Kresge.
James: Oh, I get it now! LOL!

by SuperNerd93 October 1, 2019

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The Martha Paradox

When someone has a crush on another person and thinks that the person they like likes them back because they have been indirectly flirting with them or acting as if the like them

“She did sleep on me but I can’t tell if it’s the Martha paradox or not”

by Pls_let_me_use_a_name November 25, 2019

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