Chronic-mike

The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.

Chronic-mike love hotdogs.

by Ihatem1ke May 4, 2023

Mike Hoxafloppin

A man that just lets his nuts hang and his dick swing freely.

I am Mike Hoxafloppin.

by Mike Hoxafloppin October 21, 2020

mike-san

Often referred to as they or them, Is a mysterious dark creature that lurks in the shadows that consumes the souls of young men..

Don't go down that dark hallway, there's a Mike-San down there.

by -lul June 26, 2018

Mike Nesmith

monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.

“That guy seems like a real Mike Nesmith. Yuck!”

by sentimentalrubbish January 9, 2021

Sweaty Mike

Refers to a person who goes hard and hurts little kids in dodgeball.

Colin is such a Sweaty Mike dude.

by deezbois12345 March 29, 2017

mike turnupseed

The most like homie in all of the land👏🏼😳, once killed a tiger with his bare hands while shotgunning a 24 oz corona™ can. Strong advocate of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, but only with extra lemons😍🤤

Friend One: Ayo 🅱️oss, them shoes lookin dirty lemme clean those up for you
Mike Turnupseed: Nah boss, that attitude lookin kinda dirty, lemme fix that right up for you👀
Friend One: Yo boss thanks, I really feel like I could go shotgun a 24 oz corona™ can right now!
Mike: lemme drive da boat

by Brok With No C August 19, 2019

Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 3, 2017