McNigga

A broke nigga that works at McDonald's that behave pretty well because he has no hustle & will be homeless if he leaves ya. McNiggas only available at participating locations. Regular price, $10k a year + benefits (snap, ebt, wic if pregnancy occurs, etc..). For a limited time only, Free with after your 200th McRibs and Dirty Sprite combo. No substitutions. Subject to change, quality may vary, no refunds.

Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Customer: Can I get a McNigga, Large Dick, no side bitches?
Cashier: For here or to go?

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 27, 2019

Spunk McGuire

When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.

John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.

Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?

by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021

McCree

An American gunslinger who worked with Overwa- ITS HIGH NOON

Oh sh** it's McCree!

by LiteralWorst October 27, 2016

McThirstyPow

A term used for the thirstiest of the thirst; an entity that will stop at no cost to satisfy their most sexual inner desires.

Guy 1: Bro holy shit I just heard this girls voice through a McDonalds drive thru and I think I want to stick my penis inside her belly button

Guy 2: YOOOOOOOO MCTHIRSTYPOW?????

by YoAxeBodySpray? October 19, 2019

Paddy McCabe

Paddy McCabe is a local celebrity in the Irish town\city of Drogheda. He is often spotted on the street and is known for his love of beer and singing and dancing. He is known as Droghedas Elvis.

Friend: who's that over there singing on West Street?
Me: that's Paddy McCabe

by 2167 July 9, 2020

McDojo

A martial arts school that is solely established to make money instead of genuinely teaching martial arts. A huge percentage of mcdojos in the U.S.
Some signs of a mcdojo:
- The instructor claims to be a 10th degree black belt (highest rank possible that is achieved through lifetime of commitment and practice)
-Instructor like you to refer to him/her as master/grandmaster or some other ego boosting work
-The instructor is overweight
-The instructor walks around like a king but doesn't actually (physically) show any techniques
-The instructor has a nice/expensive car
-The instructor claims to be some kind of champion
-Lots of trophies around the dojo
-Uniforms with lots of unnecessary patches
-Young black belts
-Receiving a black belt in a short amount of time
-No one ever fails a belt test
-Lots of small children running around like it's Chucky Cheese (they are often called little tigers or little dragons or something like that)
-Outrageous prices
-No discipline
-No physical workout (no one is completely exhausted after practice)
-The school enforces point fighting
-No real self-defense
-Little to no contact in sparring
-School claiming to be "Family friendly"

-"A Black Belt School"
-Contract having an option to pay a year in advance
-Guaranteed to have a belt promotion test within 3 months of starting training
-Students showing poor technique and no power
-Young children sparring with adults (imagine being at least a teenager and sparing a 10 year old)
-Instructors claiming to be the best and having the best school
I can go on, but you get the idea.

I am a 10th Degree Black Belt in Karate and Tae Kwon Do, Grandmaster Billy Joe Bob, Ph. D. Tiger Karate McDojo is the school of CHAMPIONS

by vladik87 September 11, 2009

John Mcafee

A man that no mere mortal can compete with, is know for sticking his dick in 7 bitches at once. Oh, he also launched Mcafee antivirus... or something like that.

"Nobody should be forced to use X-Hampster." - John Mcafee, 2013

by hotrodman106 January 4, 2014