mayonnaise head

Dirty ass Mexican

Stupid ass mayonnaise head

by Fortnox January 14, 2015

mayonaise

to sexually rub someone's leg slowly while saying "mayonaise" in an uncomfortable way

Jane dared me to mayonaise max on his bare leg.

by ptunia June 30, 2015

mayonaise jar

Albino white nigga with blond hair

That mayonaise jar is a fuckhead

by GhettoGandhi69 December 12, 2015

Mayorgasm

Related to FoodPorn. When you or your friends are feeling an orgasm at the view of mayonaise on a dish.

- ahhh annnnn sooo guuuuudddd !
- what the heck jeremie ?
- owe I just had an mayorgasm, this looks so delicious

by Suparub July 15, 2016

mayor michael nutter

he uses the word jawn, because hes a DAYYUUUMM black guy.

Hey do you think Philadelphia is full of coons? Hell yeah, ever since mayor michael nutter took over and was all like YOOO im Ben Carson before Ben carson, Carsception mother fuckers.

by hitlertoall September 6, 2016

mayor trap

When a woman holds a man's penis inside of her vagina with force causing him to ejaculate inside of her.

Aw man! I just got mayor trapped by my ex girlfriend! Now I have to pay child support.

by The most amazing robotics team May 22, 2016

mayonnaise sundae

Sexual dessert.

Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.

May also include a little red.

Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.

Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.

My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!

by Sunnaise December 11, 2016