March 13

Slap your boyfriends ass day!! Give that juicy dump truck a slap!

Her: it’s March 13, you know what that means
Him: oh no

by Anonymous🍑 March 12, 2021

March 17

Your crush has to say yes to anything you ask them.

You: Wanna go on a date with me?

Him/ her: *sees it's March 17* yes

by Derick :D March 17, 2021

March 23rd

The date where white people bow down to People Of Colour and apologise for being white.

Person Of Colour: Hey, it’s March 23rd.
White person: Sorry for being white. *bows down*

by milflover739 March 22, 2021

March 25th

ava appreciation day. this is the day where you appreciate your friends named ava and how much you love them.

“do you know what day March 25th is?”
“yeah it’s national ava day”

by anonymous January 22, 2021

march 18

national post a dance on tiktok day.

hey dude! its march 18!
no way dude! that means we HAVE to post a dance on tiktok.

by Unicornyassss March 18, 2020

March 19

If you were born on March 19th and your a girl your the most beautiful girl in the world and no matter how hard life gets im always gonna be here for you and even though im a simp for you and even though you might never like me back im always gonna keep trying because i love you.

March 19

me: your so gorgeous
her:thankyouu

by NR SIMP December 8, 2020

March 19th

A day where THE SMUTTIEST PERSON alive is born .

Wow u were born in March 19th, he must be top smutt.

by Topsmutt October 15, 2019