March 19

On March 19, in history;

On March 19, 1919 the Axeman of New Orleans went around the city, planning to murder whomever that didn’t play jazz.

Now, to be exact, at 12:15 at earthly time) on next Tuesday night (March 19), I am going to pass over New Orleans. In my infinite mercy, I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is: I am very fond of jazz music, and I swear by all the devils in the nether regions that every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in full swing at the time I have just mentioned. If everyone has a jazz band going, well, then, so much the better for you people. One thing is certain and that is that some of your people who do not jazz it out on that specific Tuesday night (if there be any) will get the axe.

by Your dreams February 14, 2021

march 18

national kiss your bestfriend day

march 18 you kiss that mf

by tyhmähoro October 14, 2020

March 17

Your crush has to say yes to anything you ask them.

You: Wanna go on a date with me?

Him/ her: *sees it's March 17* yes

by Derick :D March 17, 2021

march 18

national post a dance on tiktok day.

hey dude! its march 18!
no way dude! that means we HAVE to post a dance on tiktok.

by Unicornyassss March 18, 2020

March 19

If you were born on March 19th and your a girl your the most beautiful girl in the world and no matter how hard life gets im always gonna be here for you and even though im a simp for you and even though you might never like me back im always gonna keep trying because i love you.

March 19

me: your so gorgeous
her:thankyouu

by NR SIMP December 8, 2020

March 23rd

The date where white people bow down to People Of Colour and apologise for being white.

Person Of Colour: Hey, it’s March 23rd.
White person: Sorry for being white. *bows down*

by milflover739 March 22, 2021

March 19th

A day where THE SMUTTIEST PERSON alive is born .

Wow u were born in March 19th, he must be top smutt.

by Topsmutt October 15, 2019