mad tortoise

Someone vehemently opposed to Cape Independence. Crazy, brainwashed and slow to the party.

Damn he really hates Cape Independence, shame, he's such a mad tortoise.

by bobby_the_builder July 30, 2021

knock madness

When a bitch hooks up with another guy then complain to you on how she dont like him

Girl: I don't like him anymore
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness

by Heyitsyaboimackie April 21, 2018

Mad Valley

someone, (typically a female), who is incredibly attractive or hot.

bro, trixie, fine as hell. shawty mad valley

by daddymatty March 29, 2020

Mads Kirkmand

An individual commonly seen performing strange or weird actions.

Billy: "Hey Mads Kirkmand what are you doing?"

Mads Kirkmand: "I'm just looking and masturbating to 9/11 Memes!"

Billy: "I see. Carry on with your day!"

by Filthy_John May 25, 2018

Mad Beatdown

A token or offering of your friendship to someone you don't know and vice-versa.

Hey man, do you want a mad beatdown?

No, what the hell's your problem?

by pseudonym696969696969696969 February 14, 2009

Mask Mad

Mask Mad – an assumed state due to the misinterpretation of spoken words while wearing a mask

“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”

“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”

“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”

“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”

“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”

“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”

“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”

“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”

“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”

“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”

by Option 22 July 14, 2020

Mad Joe

Someone who says things like "Kill yourself" Or boots other offline over an online game where they lost.

This mad joe just told me to kill myself

by Psuedonxq January 12, 2021