Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.

Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”

by alfrtastik March 3, 2025

Kitty Cat Platt

a sexual predator that pounces at the sight of a penis.

man: is your chick a kitty cat platt?
man 2: yeah dude, she gets so horny at times, like a prowling cat

by RiriandtheCat August 21, 2016

bobo kitty

Someone with genital teeth

I have pussy teeth

Ooooop tell her bobo kitty

by cheekybitch May 24, 2020

Cummy Kitty

The act of ejaculating unto a hairy pussy.

Just before he came, John pulled out and have Lisa a Cummy Kitty.

by Fuka Jin June 30, 2016

Kitty's snowshoe

The act of using semen as lubricant for the foot to enter the vagina.

Erica couldn’t orgasm during sex, so we tried a Kitty's snowshoe to get the job done.

by Fastandfredious May 28, 2023

Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.

Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.

by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021

gramophone kitty

my legle birth name is Gramophone Kitty and I just want you to know that he's lickin' his lips! he's cheakin' it twice! five minuets left on his microwave rice!

gramophone kitty likes cats

by gramophone kitty January 16, 2025