kitties

Bigger fluffs of floof

"is that a ball of floof?" "nah itz meh kitties i named dem floofes

by floofles May 25, 2018

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kitty cha cha's

Kitty cha cha's is when you have an erection and you don't want it because of a social reason, perhaps you're at a party or a open house, so you get a nearby cat to scratch it into submission.

"I had to resort to kitty cha cha's at Christmas dinner with my girlfriend's parents because my slacks didn't hide anything."

by My lil boi dino December 22, 2017

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Hello Kitty

Hello kitty Imperial Japanese propaganda used by the nation of Japan to conceal the war crimes committed by the Japanese during world war II, crimes so bad that the Nazis told them to chill

Imperial Japanese general 1: we massacred so many civilians, how will we cover our tracks?
Imperial Japanese General 2: So there’s this cat that is really cute and will sell to small children around the world. I think I’ll call her Hello Kitty, UwU!!!
Imperial Japanese General 1: Genius.

by anonymous April 29, 2022

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