Johnny Spillane

A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.

Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.

Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.

by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022

Johnny Depplings

Johnny Depplings is a Youtube channel started by secret operatives of the 🅱️ambridge 🅱️ougars as a way to distribute propaganda against the power of Fergie's "A Little Party Never Killed Nobody"

Hey did you see the new Johnny Depplings video on Youtube? It's Grrrrrreat!

by Cougie's Funhouse October 17, 2019

Darvo Johnny Depp

A wife beater who only accomplishments was playing himself in pirates of the Caribbean. He is also known for publically humiliating his ex wife in front of the world cause he couldn’t silence her.

“ welp I guess he pulled a darvo Johnny Depp “

by Userfoekfkekfkenfnenfkfkenfwkv October 24, 2023

Fuckin Johnny

An expression used when that dumbass Johnny does some stupid shit again.

Fuckin Johnny pooped in the microwave again

by Hairymenacingfoot January 3, 2022

Johnny Arpi

Johnny Arpi is a good friend who would help you when ever he can, and he's someone who doesn't expect someone to repay him after he helps them, Johnny is also the kind of friend who would get you a gift even though you didn't get him one, Johnny is the best friend you could ever have

Person 1: man Johnny Arpi is such a good friend

by The king of monkeys December 25, 2021

Johnny Orlando

The MTV EMAs winner in the category Best Canadian Act !! ✨ an incredible artist who is one of the most caring man out there for his fans.

Do you know Johnny Orlando ??

Of course! Who doesn’t know him? He is a super star

by datsmeleo July 31, 2020

Johnny

A man usually southern who has a big one.

Erica: Yo Tamera
Tamera: Yes?
Erica: You see Darrell
Tamera: Yeah why

Erica: Look down
Tamera: Damn that’s a Johnny!

by Jayyythecoach December 19, 2020