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Joe The Plumber

A JACK-LEG, "under the table" plumber who should have stayed out of the national spotlight because he has no plumbing license and owes back taxes. Neither presidential candidate owes him anything.
Dear IRS,

I am sending you this formal letter requesting a 90 day extension on paying my taxes. My intentions are not to pull a "Joe The Plumber" and go to prison. In the mean time, I promise not to go out of my way to meet a presidential candidate and make demands on him, while I am engaging in illegal activities.

Sincerely,

C-DOGG
by CMath February 23, 2009
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Joe Rogan

Is what happens when you smoke weed while getting your organs replaced with monkeys because you dumpster pumped too much
I think I have to Joe Rogan today
by IASBTY September 4, 2019
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Joe Mama

DO NOT ASK WHO JOE IS

if you already did you have just lost your last 7 brain cells

And don’t redo that mistake you made or else Namjoon will use his onion knife on you >:(
Person A : Has Joe talked to you about the new BTS album coming out ?

Person B : Who’s Joe ?

Person A : JOE MAMA BISHHHHHH

Person B : REEEEEEEEE-

Some people say Person B is still REE-ing till this day...
by FuglyARMYbangtanaddictedAAA January 11, 2020
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Jew Joe

Jew who thinks that he is actually Italian. Often seen wearing gold chains displayed in the open vee neck of his silk shirt. Pinky ring is a status symbol of his long standing in the Jew Joe world.
Yo, that James Caan is one bad ass Jew Joe. Even guidos think he is a guido.
by LDY January 4, 2008
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sloppy joe

a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.
Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.
by Sloppy Jake March 15, 2011
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joe byron

the 46th president from coney island
IF YOU COULD TELL JOE BYRON 1 THING RIGHT NOW WHAT WOULD U SAY?!
"Whazzup bby..take me out 2 dinner"
by Expungedd November 27, 2021
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Joe Flacco

Joe Flacco is the starting quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens. He's an OK quarterback, but he has to stop having sex with all these women. It's really ruining his image. If he keeps it up, he may lose his sponsorship with Dominos.

But, then again, you can't buy pussy at Dominos!

Voted thickest uni-brow by New York Times in 2009.
Joe Flacco has one of the NFL's most interesting lives, being born to a simple candlemaker in Delaware, and ending up being a crime lord for the Crips shortly after being drafted into the Baltimore Ravens.
by BennyG93 January 28, 2010
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