pissy-tailed

Someone young and inexperienced, usually with a know-it-all attitude; also an extremely drunken state.

That little pissy-tailed bastard tried to tell Chef he was cooking pork incorrectly.

Girl, I got so pissy-tailed drunk I couldn't even talk.

by hankakaestelle July 25, 2023

Tails OS

A based af Linux distro based off of Debian, that stores nothing on the hard drive, but instead on the RAM, this means when the FBI comes in, you shut down and all your totally legal activities will be lost forever. Additionally for extra privacy it sends all internet traffic through the Tor network

Have you heard of Tails OS
Is it the Linux distro that criminals use
No its what paranoid people use

by Telekinesis846 November 26, 2023

long island tail

When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick

"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"

by Litlikefire July 9, 2018

Moose Tail

A "moose tail" is a slang term that refers to the outline or bulge created by tight clothing, especially pants, around the genital area. While originally used to describe a visible silhouette resembling a moose's tail, it is now often associated with male genitalia. It is advised to use discretion and sensitivity when discussing or referring to such terms in a respectful manner.

Taint your ass taint your balls ; taint your moose knuckle taint your moose tail.

by Madycakes April 24, 2024

coat-tails

New offensive term for a parasitic person who rides your coat tails and claims your hard work as their own

Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama were coat-tails to each other, Barack Obama continued Hillary Clinton's failed foreign policy 2012-16, and she ran for president in 2016, only to try and continue his failed social policies

by Sexydimma July 16, 2016

Nightmare Tails DGM

Cringe person more cringe than anyone in AS

Nightmare Tails DGM is very cringe

by tikkiastra October 29, 2021

Beaver-tail

When a man transitions to be a woman, but wants to keep the balls. The dangly bits are known as the beaver-tail

Hey Mike, that chicks hot! But be sure to check for that beaver-tail!

by Thebigblindman August 31, 2021