death cookie

From Mountain/Dirt Biking. Irregularly shaped rocks about 3 to 6 inches in diameter. Too big to roll over easily like gravel and too large and unstable to balance on. Just smaller and less dangerous than the dreaded baby head.

Dude, I kept my shit together on that stretch of death cookies but I ate shit completely when I hit the baby heads!

by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005

wookie cookie

Female genitales/

Damn that girl got a sweet wookie cookie.

by Slick Mikey March 4, 2003

Frost the Cookie

A game in which a group of males sit in a circle and masturbate furiously onto a cookie in the middle. The premise is that whoever ejaculates last onto the cookie or doesn't finish at all has to eat the seminal fluid covered cookie by the previous contestants. Named "Frost the Cookie" because of the white color of semen on the cookie.

I cannot wait to play "Frost the Cookie" at the frat party today!

by Captain Jack Mehoff February 4, 2014

Golden Cookie

The result from not wiping your ass after taking a poop and then walking around with remnants of poop around your anus. Usually the result from not remembering to wipe or from the result of just purposely not wiping. Can cause your future farts to smell worse.

Steve ended up with a golden cookie after forgetting to wipe after he took a huge dump.

by Lorpsie the Dragon January 3, 2010

Want a cookie?

The nice way to say, I like you, but i don' t care. At all.

Girl 1: I saw our French teacher today!

Girl 2: Wow, want a cookie?

Girl 1: Sure, what kind?

by loios November 22, 2011

Sugar Cookies

The act of buying a Tin of Dutch Butter Cookies then emptying the contents and then take a dump in the tin container. Place on kitchen counter and wait for people to take the bait and open expecting a tasty sugar cookie.

Hey I went to Ward's last night and opened up some sugar cookies and saw a brown log.

by Bishops Surprise December 2, 2010

anal cookie

when one man lathers his satchel in cookie dough and the girl sticks some chocolate chips up her backward area...and the make sweet love in a sauna...and eat it if they get and chips and dough to collide...they then continue to whip eachother until bleeding occurs. After this they go to the females parents house and spit on the females mother...and slap the father.

Jim and Lil were bored and near a sauna and fresh cookie dough...They decided to make anal cookie. Jim lathered is white white cocker in the cookie dough and lil fed her nice applebottom some chocolate chips...they made cookies in the sauna and afterwards whipped eachother till the bled. They then went to Lils house and spit on lils mom. Then they slapped her father, but not too hard because he has a shotgun.

by Cindy Woo Hoo November 8, 2008