Sex

What the Urban Dictionary revolves around

Look up any word in the UD and one of the related words is almost always sex.

by VeritableDonJuan February 4, 2015

Sex

The best thing ever invented

We had sex it's fucking awesome

by I'm not drunk im intocixated December 22, 2008

sex

An activity where you part yourself in sticking a stick of butter up your ass then proceed to squirt McDonald’s Sprite out of your very own nipples.

6 year old: What’s Sex?

83 year old: Kid, it’s a very sacred ritual. Don’t have sex with woman

by ILuvDictionMyAss January 22, 2021

Sex

The best thing in the world.

Girlfriend: Do you want to have sex?

Me: Fuck yeah!

by CARLOVER24 March 4, 2014

Sex

The only reason your doing this is to get horny of of people's definitions so get offline you dirty human.

Sex is not for you.

by Go away 202 May 29, 2019

sex

a sexual intercourse, usually, between a male and a female of same species.

you seriously don't know about sex.

by keogaami July 29, 2017

Sex

I was really horny last night so I called my boyfriend telling him I was horny he came .He threw me on the bed and he took his pants off and he wasn’t wearing underwear and I told him to make me really wet so he sat on top of me ripped off my tiny thong and bra. He sucked on my dd boobs. he threw me in to the 69 position. I was sucking his dick while he fingered and ate me out it was actually so good I had to stop sucking. He had his dick so far down I started gagging. My step dad came home from work but we never heard over my screaming and moaning. I got a glims of him and got up and pulled billy (my step dad) over and said to him “ I’ll give u a bj” billy got behind me and started playing with my boobs while my boyfriend started fingering me. I actually cried with pleasure. Billy left bc he knew that my mom was coming soon so he left while my bf started pumping. I gave billy what he earned and once my bf had to go I went into his room while my mum made my dinner billy went for a nap so I pulled down his underwear and started sucking his dick he woke up and said “oh my Lilly, you’re amazing at this !” He started to finger me 😉 my mum came up to tell billy that his dinner was ready and saw me with billy and said “ WITHOUT ME!!” She giggled and started to pump billy. I left them to it.then I needed it again so I called my boyfriend and thank god he came again. We fucked for hours and hours we fell asleep mid sex his dick in my vigina pulsing round his dick

Horny?? Thought so

When I need a rocket in my spaceport

Dude 1: hey what did u do last night

Dude 2: I had sex with lily and her dad last night

Dude 1: lucky

by Horny1029 November 16, 2018