mad fag

very, extremely gay. if your name is Landon then you definitely have mad fag.

Ex: wow, Landon is so mad fag, he sux dicks.

by crustycroissant October 8, 2018

mad tortoise

Someone vehemently opposed to Cape Independence. Crazy, brainwashed and slow to the party.

Damn he really hates Cape Independence, shame, he's such a mad tortoise.

by bobby_the_builder July 30, 2021

knock madness

When a bitch hooks up with another guy then complain to you on how she dont like him

Girl: I don't like him anymore
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness

by Heyitsyaboimackie April 21, 2018

Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011

Mad bob's

The act in giving or receiving a 'blowjob', the Mad comes from how well it was.

Girl - 'Mad bob's yo?'
Man - 'Yahhh' (hot lady)
or
Man - 'Nahhh' (ugly lady, or whore)

by The lovable pot smoking guy August 18, 2008

Mad oo

An exclamation made when someone says something too unbelievable or exciting

Some random chick: My boyfriend promised to get me the new iPhone 11

Some random chick's friend: Mad oo

by jsyk I'm here July 20, 2020

Mad Rob

To Jizz in a females face giving the facade of sexual security, then proceeding to sucker punch her in the eye to leave a dark shiner.

She cheated on me so I gave her a Mad Rob for her kindness.

by Sfhse May 29, 2019