shower buddy

Someone you text when you’re taking a shower

“Hurry up shower buddy I’m taking a shower”

by Loser1010 May 17, 2018

hamster shower

The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.

Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.

by HUBERT CLITORIS January 28, 2018

Snider Shower

A person who crys or complains so much or so often that they can literally take a shower using their own tears.

John Doe is crying again...looks like its time for another Snider Shower.

by hawaii hates you July 18, 2017

1hr shower

A Women that says damz to much and that takes to long in the showers and is a lagger

She is such a 1hr shower

by Only facts here April 9, 2020

shower omelette

A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.

"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."

by Michael, from Maudlin High October 4, 2017

shower honey

A shower honey a term to describe the fecund brew that gathers around the perimiters of the shower drain, most commonly made up of common house hold and bodily materials (ie toenails, toe gunk, toe hairs, toe fingers, toe rings)

First recorded use of the the term dates back to the year 1307, in the only remaining manuscript of "Oh, Ye Fungus Amongus" by the mysterious Legumis Labotomus LaTapped III (Houghton Mifflin & Sons, et al, 1982)

"hey michael, I was taking a shower lastnight and couldnt help but notice the shower honey you left behind"

by vitaminwateronice June 7, 2018

jerk shower

Beating you meat while in the shower

"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"

by Itschurboi August 18, 2017