cock muffin

1. A muffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven
2. A dickhead

1. Joe likes cock muffins with extra cum.
2. Joe is a pretty big cock muffin.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

kitty muffins

The kneading of cat's when they're into it.

my sweet kitty cat's making kitty muffins!

by psydtrakt January 3, 2010

smelling the muffins

Making out.

Coined 2007 at Duke.

"Hey, Sue? We're smelling the muffins. We like smelling the muffins," Paul said, his arm wrapped around Paulette as they strolled into the kitchen. "Could you... eh... leave?"

by Jenny W October 15, 2007

muffin bucket

An ambiguous dirty word that can mean almost anything, it really depends on the context it is used.

"I kicked her right in the muffin bucket!"

"Dinner was good, then we came home and we filled the ole' muffin bucket if you know what I mean."

by B-Rad H May 23, 2008

Dick Muffin

the tip of a dick.

"holy shit nice dick muffin!"

by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011

muffin buster

having sex with a really hot virgin

tyler wants to do the muffin buster with that chick

by baseballer47 April 8, 2010

Sweaty Muffins

A man with unusually sweaty testicles.

Man I've got incredibly sweaty muffins

by Laaadt November 14, 2010