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cock muffin

1. A muffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven
2. A dickhead
1. Joe likes cock muffins with extra cum.
2. Joe is a pretty big cock muffin.
by Mister D October 20, 2004
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kitty muffins

The kneading of cat's when they're into it.
my sweet kitty cat's making kitty muffins!
by psydtrakt January 3, 2010
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smelling the muffins

"Hey, Sue? We're smelling the muffins. We like smelling the muffins," Paul said, his arm wrapped around Paulette as they strolled into the kitchen. "Could you... eh... leave?"
by Jenny W October 15, 2007
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muffin bucket

An ambiguous dirty word that can mean almost anything, it really depends on the context it is used.
"I kicked her right in the muffin bucket!"

"Dinner was good, then we came home and we filled the ole' muffin bucket if you know what I mean."
by B-Rad H May 23, 2008
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Dick Muffin

by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011
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muffin buster

tyler wants to do the muffin buster with that chick
by baseballer47 April 8, 2010
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Sweaty Muffins

A man with unusually sweaty testicles.
Man I've got incredibly sweaty muffins
by Laaadt November 14, 2010
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