The largest country music festival in the world, also the easiest place to get laid in North America. Its a Redneck Paradise. Biggest craziest party on earth. Four days without any sleep, nothing but country music, beer, trucks, hot women and Mud!
"Hey man are you going to the Craven Country Jamboree this year?" "Hell Yeah! I fucked four bitches in one day there last year"
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Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.
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Get the poorer than a country mouse mug.A state of bliss achieved when drinking vodka and juice boxes at a casino and playing slot machines before going to a dive bar to get laid in the back room. It is most often an exclamation to describe that situation. Draw backs can include losing your money and having sweat and regret sex, and possibly raw leaning.
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Also, occasionally behaves like mom and says 'beta doodh pee le, tera favourite wala laya hai'.
Also, occasionally behaves like mom and says 'beta doodh pee le, tera favourite wala laya hai'.
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