Country girl

Lives in the country! she loves to hunt, fish, get dirty and dusty! she wears her jeans with pride and loves her family and God (the true god JESUS CHRIST)!!! she doesn't have to have a horse even though she wants one and she loves cows and other animals. She can hang with boys and fit right in and talk about boys with the girls and FOOTBALL is awesome!!!! long hair,/short hair, work boot/rubbers/bare feet, jeans, t-shirt and a smile!
Girl: I'm a Country girl!
Person: favorite pants?
Girl: joggers
Person: Favorite shoes?
Girl: burgenstocks
Person: Favorite game?
Girl: music note tappy thing
Person: favorite group of people?
Girl: My friends
Person: do you like dirt?
Girl: not a lot
Person: Where dose a shirt start and end?
Girl: starts at your chest ends above your belly button
Person: so I guess if you are a country girl you'll have calluses?
Girl: Say what now?
Person: By the way where do you live
Girl: suburbs
Person: how did you get that mixed up with dirt roads and trees?
Girl: Wait there is dirt on roads where you are from?
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by Crabbapple December 03, 2021
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Ur country a dead meme

Worse than ur fammily tree lgbt and all the below x9000.

When this centance is spoken the universe will implode imidiately.
1: ur mom gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur sister a mister
2: ur granny tranny
1: ur grandpap a trap
2: ur family tree lgbt
1: ur country a dead meme
The universe implodes.
by nintendo switch 2.0 March 21, 2018
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Country boy eddy

Hey guys I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go take a country boy eddy
by Morbidleobese December 16, 2021
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I love national country boy day is the best and the hottest realist men you could ever find. Them damn city boys can't do anything.
"Hey guys it's February 27, National love country boys day!"
by February 27 country boys December 05, 2020
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country punch

The act of giving your sister/cousin a donkey punch.

A fruit punch flavored drink.
Man, Daryl really gave his sister, Miranda, a country punch. She has a concussion.

Tommy loves drinking Country Punch.
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Palestine isn't a country

Right! Yeah! Totally 😉😉 Neither is Taiwan 😉😉
Hym "Palestine isn't a country 😉😉 In the same way that Taiwan ✌️✊️✌️isn't a country✌️✊️✌️ You feel me?"
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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