Me: This dude asked me what time we would do it.
Friend: What you say?
Me: At 11pm that's my Primetime horny time
Friend: What you say?
Me: At 11pm that's my Primetime horny time
by LilX69 October 8, 2021

calls random women mummy
try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons
has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player
supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium
thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂
try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons
has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player
supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium
thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂
by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021

by Blxckmxn._ February 19, 2022

by DrybonesYT May 3, 2021

asher, the name means horny chicken little. they’re so horny, and look like chicken little, therefore ashers are horny chicken littles.
by lila.e October 21, 2020

A shape shifting animal always taking different forms. Often elusive, to everything but cock. Vitiamin “D” defficiant, always on a quest to quench its thirst for the penis. Often squirts its prey from its thighs and eyes.
by Great White Horny August 19, 2018

When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood
*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*
Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm
Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm
by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021
