hairy paintbrush

When you've dipped your testicles in paint and smeered them across someone else's forehead.

Dave's passed out! Let's give him a hairy paintbrush!

by flavoredtexts January 25, 2016

Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.

When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.

by Tamrian August 22, 2016

harry hets

the group of people who think harry styles is hetero

harry hets dont ship larry

by anhonestperson August 25, 2016

Hairy Jacky Danny

Hairy vigina

My girlfriend has a Hairy Jacky Danny

by Bouncermassive August 25, 2016

hairy wooky hole

An unusually hairy ass hole

This girl sat on my face as i looked up i noticed she had a really hairy wooky hole

by ccfc1987 December 20, 2016

Hairy meat wallet

A hairy vagina, commonly mistaken with women whom either have or have had the meat sweats.

"Hey Jasmyn do you have a hairy meat wallet?"
"No I just have the meat sweats"

by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017

Harry Styles

the other gay one.

Harry Styles: Lou! Can i give you a blowjob?

by larrymytruth February 8, 2017