hasa 

a pig that dont fly straight

tony montana says that frank is a hasa

hasa by k22spider November 10, 2006

Hash Oil 

A sticky, honey colored goo extracted from marijuana. Hash oil is extremely high in THC, the active ingredient in cannabis. Two drops should get you about as high as a joint of home grown

I'm getting a fat can of butane and making some hash oil tonight.

Hash Oil by TheHose February 3, 2005

hash pipe 

1. A small pipe used to smoke hashish.
2. An awesome Weezer song about a transvestite hooker/junkie (seriously. I couldn't make that up).

Ex. 1 - Kyle: Damn, I borrowed Josh's hash pipe, but it was so dirty! He never cleans the bowl out!

Ex. 2 - I love Hash Pipe, but those lyrics are messed UP!

hash pipe by Meggz December 26, 2007

hasib 

very sexy, strong and clever. if some one is a hasib they are a sex machine ( very good in bed)

You are so hasibish.

hasib by HR's AK47 May 12, 2009

Hasbin 

an individual that is past their prime and has receeded into a lesser state of being.

he was a hit celeb 10 years ago but now he's just a hasbin, washed up loser doing b-side tracks

Hasbin by X December 6, 2004

Hashtag Abuse 

When anyone uses a hashtag (simply a way for people to search for tweets that have a common topic and to begin a conversation) on a website, text message, or anything that does not pertain to Twitter. This is quite annoying considering hashtagging only works on Twitter.

(In a text message)

Guy: Hey want to go see Paranormal Activity 3?
Girl: I can't, I have to work :( #IHateMyJob
Guy: That doesn't work on text messages, only Twitter.
Girl: But I do it on Facebook all the time! #FreakingOut
Guy: Oh my God you're an idiot.

She is a Hashtag Abuser

Hashtag Abuse by BubbaDog October 29, 2011

Haslett High School 

A high school in Michigan in the Lower Peninsula. Not too much happens there, but thats just what THEY want you to think!

Haslett High School is secretly a nuclear missile silo with each warhead pointing at gumpy Canada. Invasion from those dirty Canucks is no secret, so why not make a high school into a missile silo? Thanks to specialized military training, every student of Haslett High School is a covert military ninja of death. The next time you visit dreary Haslett, be sure to ask about their nuclear program and someone will be more than happy to tell you about it.

Deep within the school is not only the home of three thousand nukes, but several hundred fighter jets and helicopters. Those weapons may seem conventional and sissy but Haslett is secretly the testing ground of future American weapons. For instance, the flaming shark surfboard and a 20 foot long "rectal bulb syringe" capable of giving a Canadian an enema a mile away are a few among the many deadly weapons within Haslett's arsenal.

Sure Haslett High School might have sucky sports teams and mediocre ACT scores, but when it comes to covert military operations, Haslett is NUMBER ONE!

Cheney: Maple syrup bombs are everywhere! They're gonna hit in 5 minutes!

Passing school children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DIE!!!

Bush: Damn, its the Canadians! Protect America from those syrupy terrorists! Launch those missiles Haslett!

*Total ownage of Canucks*

America: Hooray for Haslett High School!

*ticker tape parade, new Haslett postage stamps, and more awtzum stuff fo' Haslett happen*

Note for readers: Please don't be offended, I mean c'mon... it's just Canada! Sheesh, anyway Justin is awesome.

Haslett High School by My Name Be Walter March 7, 2008