Holy Goon

Holy Goon is used to describe either a mass amount of pure goon energy or if you have nothing else to say.

“did you see the new sabrina carpenter insta photos” “holy goon lil bro”

by LamblessGod November 1, 2025

Goon Hunter

A cunning individual who shamelessly utilizes unrelated photos of themselves in conversations with the covert intention of luring unsuspecting victims into following or subscribing to their OnlyFans or other adult-oriented content.

Person: "Dude, I just got my ass handed to me in that brawl..."

Goon Hunter: "You should not get in a fight you can not handle."
(Attaches a cheeky photo of their ass)

Person: "Haha, you're such a goon hunter!"

by vrfoxgirllul February 7, 2024

Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or nominated by the va'ad

"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"

by HaGoon March 28, 2023

goon laid

a drink consisting of Kool-Aid and multiple pounds of sugar

maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid

by tomtomtom jenakins January 25, 2018

Goon

A goon is someone who does illegal type of shit.

Damn that kid is a Goon

by lilgoon48 May 7, 2018

Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava

Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!

by 7ncvz December 9, 2024

Goon

Goon means a person is a thug or a shootta they love to kill people

Shut the fuck up before I get them goons on ya bitch ass

by Prettybootygirl May 20, 2019