cock goblins

a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56

those damn cock goblins are back

by beddsy January 31, 2021

cart goblin

(noun) A mythical goblin that steals the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was trying to buy a low print run comic book, but the cart goblin beat to me.

by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021

cart goblined

(verb) The past tense act of a mythical goblin having stolen the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was in the middle of checkout, but I got cart goblined!

by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021

Goblin Rag

A snottery old hanky, dropped by a previously trapped Goblin, containing a chuck of slightly snottery amber

Shall we pick up the Goblin Rag?
At least wipe the snot off first.

by Tactical Hotdog February 12, 2021

hopscotch goblin

a term bisexuals use against other problematic bi people

"person1" I hate lesbians'

'person2' girl you are a hopscotch goblin, always jumping from pussy dick dick pussy dick when even tho you lookin that . pick a side bitch your literally a f@g

by skreksdumpster_jck March 10, 2021

Gooch goblins

Synonymous with crotch critters or Crabs.

Heard David caught the gooch goblins

by Splane750 March 22, 2021

Scooter Goblin

A person or group of people who ride scooters in the local wallmart due to their crippling obesity and growl and spit in the landwhale goblin tongue while refusing to give the scooter to some one who actually needs it and they usually never give the scooter up willingly.
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For example a swarm of scooter goblins attacked the local supermarket while spitting and growling at the employees

by BigManBeef March 23, 2021