a gf who has attachment issues, abandonment issues, constantly needs reassurance, obsessed with their partner, literally never leaves their house, rots in bed, incapable of being independent, cries ab little things, says sorry for everything, has little to no friends, always overstimulated, etc.
by ars3n1c February 3, 2024

A girl who can not agree or disagree to being called your girlfriend and likes being celebrated every day as your girlfriend, (as Alice in Wonderland celebrated her un-birthday 364 days of the year) but is reluctant to accept the label of girlfriend because she is in denial of being someone's bae and non-committal to a stereotype she has clearly become and not been since high school.
One day before meeting up with friends, I asked "the girl I have been dating" how should I introduce her, suggesting that we are past the friend-zone. She jokes with a smile, "how about with un-girlfriend?" and kisses me on the cheek.
by jmac1973 June 12, 2023

Me
by Your mom’s mom’s mom February 28, 2023

by shaniashutup June 24, 2024

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.
by lovergirllx March 8, 2024

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022

Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!
February 20th is labeled the best day.
February 20th is labeled the best day.
Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day
by Duderruder February 20, 2025
