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Green Dating 

Green dating is the act of recycling an old flame. This can be due to a dry spell or the amount of time since the relationship ended has been enough that the reason for the breakup doesn’t seem as important/terrible. Therefore you reduce you time on the market, reuse an ex-lover and recycle them into a good-enough-for-now option...until something better comes along.
Kerry: So, I heard you are dating John again…I thought you said you couldn’t stand him

Betsy: Yeah, but I figure he can’t be as bad as I remember, and since I don't have any decent new prospects I have resorted to green dating to get me through the cold winter!
Green Dating by sallylabets January 5, 2011

Green Pankake 

The discoloration of ones vagina flaps. Usually resembles a green pankake folded in half.
"Damn Gurl!.. Yo Pussy Look Like A Green Pankake!"

"I dont know what to do. My boyfriend said my vagina looks like green pankakes!"
Green Pankake by virjinia guse January 12, 2012

Green Gobby-lin 

When a woman engages in oral sex with a man whilst having a green ghost drop in her mouth.
Broseph 1: 'Hey man check out my John Thomas'

Broseph 2: 'What the heck its green?!'

Broseph 1: 'Yeah she gave me a bit of a Green Gobby-lin last night'
Green Gobby-lin by Hawkeye1993 January 12, 2012

green courage 

The courage you get after smoking marijuana. Such as courage to talk to a girl.
I need some green courage before I go talk to this girl I like. So I'm gonna go smoke a bowl.
green courage by bulls414 December 5, 2012

Green Early Gift 

A child who was conceived after their parents got drunk on St. Patrick's Day, and so was born around Christmastime and constantly has their birthday forgotten.
I hate my parents for making me a green early gift.
Green Early Gift by RLYoshi March 13, 2015

Green Bay Packered 

1. When the weed is so good, or the hit is so large, that you're totally and unequivocally stoned after just one hit. Typically only happens with a bong.

2. Just really damn high.
Dude, I'm fucking Green Bay Packered.
Green Bay Packered by ugh no November 10, 2015