Moby for one

Lying to yourself and others about going to Moby Dick Brewery for “one” beer and proceeding to drink three beers minimum.

Someone: Dude I’m buzzed as fuck, I need to het home and sleep before work tomorrow.
Someone: Moby For One?
Someone: sure….

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021

A golden yacht for every billionaire

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

Relay for Life

Relay for Life is a signature event of American Cancer Society. The RFL is made up of staff partner and volunteers, it is very important to remember that there is only one staff partner for 250 volunteers, therefore ACS empowers its volunteers and values time, talent and treasure they have been putting to this event year after year. To make the long story short, ACS is doing great job to support to research, education, advocacy and patient services, because of this signature event also there is a hot line of ACS, and everybody gets help when they are caught by this terrible disease. CANCER, does not make any discrimination.

Me-ACS is fighting to eliminate cancer, through fundraising Relay for Life event and supporting its researches, advocacy, education and patient services, why don't we help?

You- Cancer does not make any discrimination! yeah we should help.
Me-ok I am chairing the event for two years then.
You- I will develop teams to fund raise. We can exchange the roles in two years!!
Me-Great, let's start working, to eliminate this disease from our world!
You- Let's go!

by Iamchairingtheevent January 12, 2013

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

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by FoxCat Man January 16, 2020

down for it

"Down for it" means when you agree with a person about something .

" wanna face time?"

Sure I'm down for it

by Hunnys January 11, 2016

call for the curve

To have a B.M. Like a catcher signaling a pitcher for the curve ball, you crouch and drop a number two.

Oh my, I'll be unavailable for the next 15 minutes, I have to call for the curve.

by Kerblotto July 27, 2009

fend-for-yourself-night

A night in which a parent, guardian, servant, or spouse does not provide food for his or her beneficiaries.

Timmy: "Mom, what's the plan for dinner tonight?"
Mom: "It's fend-for-yourself-night. Better go get yourself food."

by Gleasonator January 26, 2012