A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
I was anally fisting his/hers bum
by Pedostar123 November 20, 2016
Popular among paddle ball players, sneeze fisting is used as a warm up before the big game. Upon sneezing the fist is inserted.
by Bagelmuncher2000 February 10, 2025
by FistingJamboree July 30, 2017
when three girls get so utterly fucked up and keep blacking out, that the fist come out to play. the fist(s) hulk smash the vaginal vaginal cavity until your intestines are all jumbled up.
1. taydum’s cat hurt after a long night of fist blasting
2. kurty gently drifted off from blacking out, then was awoken by a double fist blasting from brooke
2. kurty gently drifted off from blacking out, then was awoken by a double fist blasting from brooke
by the three some red man group September 09, 2022
Newcastle's (NSW) greatest exports. Founded by DJ Mark Newlands in about 1994, it saw a shit ton of releases, from acts/groups/people/fuckinwhatever like Nasenbluten (Aaron Lubinski (aka Xylocane), Mark Newlands (aka Overcast) and David Melo (aka Disassembler), The Burke brothers (aka Syndicate), Brendon Brooks (aka Epsilon), etc.
Bloody Fist Records closed at 3pm on the 1st of October 2004.
Bloody Fist Records closed at 3pm on the 1st of October 2004.
Person 1: "Fuck, how good was Bloody Fist Records?"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, that was a fuckin good label"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, that was a fuckin good label"
by mr.balls. February 24, 2025