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February 4th 

Me:yo bro it’s February 4th😏
Autum: ok?

Me: u know what that means🤭😏
Autum:no what
Me: your about to find out 😁😈
February 4th by Ur mom97.com February 3, 2022

February 14 

Hey y/n *starts making out* what was all that? Its February 14!
February 14 by Maddie333 February 3, 2022

February 26 

February 26 is the day where you give or get head
Boy: “Can you give me head?”
Girl:”Why?”
Boy:”it’s February 26 the day you give or get head.”
February 26 by fwdumbasss February 4, 2022

february 14 

the day when your parents/ friends who are taken give u one pathetic piece of chocolate from their whole box they got from their s/o and u feel single asf
person: hi mum
mum: hi kiddo, oh you didnt get any presents for february 14. here have one of these chocolates your mama got for me ** hands most disgusting flavour of the pack **
person: gee thanks mum

february 7

someone who is always at your house and has good shoes
you were born on february 7 you lucky person
february 7 by barkkkkkkk February 6, 2022

February the 8 

It's national fwgohann day...
Person 1: Omg, tomorrow is February the 8.
Person 2: Wait so tomorrow is national fwgohann day
February the 8 by Ezniggle February 7, 2022