Alice: “omg That one Ethan is so weird”
Dan: “how?”
Alice: “ he specifically told the president that he was not supposed to be talking about Carl wheezer”
Dan: “how?”
Alice: “ he specifically told the president that he was not supposed to be talking about Carl wheezer”
by Gayoils69 October 5, 2020
Get the That one Ethan mug.Ethan King is a godly like creature, if you come across this being you have been blessed with aall the virtues life has to offer but with a price. He is commonly referred to as the 'Coochie Connoisseur', not to be mistaken with his counterpart the 'Coochie Man'. There is no limit to his greatness and his true abilities have yet to be uncovered, scientists commonly assort him with the word 'different'.
1. "I was gonna fuck this chick but thanks to the coochie connoisseur I didn't have to find out the hard way she stinks."
2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Ethan King!"
Guy 2: "Oh."
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Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Ethan King!"
Guy 2: "Oh."
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