Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021
Get the Epic Snailmug. by Urmumhasgae December 18, 2018
Get the Epic Gamer Styledmug. The soldiers faced so many minions in nee'meh, one of them cursed a soldier's mom, and the soldier slapped him with whats known as "kaff el nee'meh", that was an Epic Slap.
by -singularity- December 3, 2019
Get the EPICmug. to be epic
by thirteenchickentenders July 18, 2022
Get the epicnessmug. 

