Dump Date

Noun) A date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.

The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.

Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.

Hey man, I'm going out for a dump date, it'll be a quick-fix though, I'll probably break up with her tonight, I don't have much time.

by meowfulcopter April 19, 2009

free dumping

defecation without regulation; pooping where you please, going back to your roots as a mammal and rejuvenating your primal pooping instincts. where a 'square' dumper sees a toilet, a free dumper sees a vast floor of possibilities, 4 walls that are his canvas, and a white toilet that might look better brown, ripe for a fresh steaming pile of joe.

i started free dumping circa 2005. no one tells me where to poop. NO ONE!

by j mfin b frm deer park November 17, 2011

austrailian dump

The aftermath of filling yourself with Outback Steakhouse food until the point where you need to exit your bowels.

Dude1- Whats wrong with you?
Dude2- Dude I need to take an "austrailian dump"
Dude1- WTF is that!?

by appuljuice October 8, 2009

Forrest Dump

To defecate onto a ping pong paddle and then tapping your partner in the face to show a loving commitment to the relationship. After the tap the words, "I love you Jenny!" must be shouted even if your partner's name is not Jenny. Made famous by the popular movie, "Forrest Gump" when the main character becomes famous for being a professional ping pong player during the Cold War.

I was going to propose but I wasn't ready for marriage, so I forrest dumped her.

by Dr.Noisewater June 4, 2009

rumple-dumps

The horrible, stomach-clutching dump you eventually have to take after consuming multiple Rumple Minze shots.

I wish I wouldn't have taken so many shots of Rumple Minze because now I've been having rumple-dumps.

I rumple-dumped after drinking three Rumple Minze shots, a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea, a jello shot and a screwdriver.

by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 3, 2011

Dump-and-Go

A dump-and-go is when you really gotta take a dump in a public place but don't want to sit in a gross stall so you just take a little dump and get the hell out of there to finish at home.

I really needed to take a dump at Ihop after eating all those pancakes, but i didn't wanna sit in the disgusting stall. Instead, I did a quick dump-and-go and finished at home.

by Ilovepancakes15 October 21, 2009

dump stack

A dump stack is achieved by eating a meal that pushes out a lingering dump in your innards. The pressure on the existing dump caused by the ingestion of the meal gives the push needed to clear things out.

I ate that sandwich, dump stacked, and blasted a Hot Carl all over her.

by danyo March 25, 2005