doink

verb
1. Intercourse.
2. Poke.
3. To mistakenly bung up something.

1. Why do us guys only care about doinking, sports, and food?
2. I turned around and my wife doinked me in the eye with her finger.
3. While painting the walls, my wife kept doinking the ceiling with the roller. Now we have to paint the ceiling again. I hope we don't doink the walls with the ceiling color.

by InfoSponge November 13, 2004

doink

A pro wrestling Clown that ran in the WWF (now WWE) from late 1992 to early 1996. The gimmick was originally an evil, psychotic clown played by Matt Borne, best known for his work in Portland and in Mid-South during the 1980s. This Doink spawned several other Doinks. The second Doink, also evil, was played by Steve Keirn, best known for his work in Florida and Memphis with Stan Lane as the Fabulous Ones during the 1980s. These Doinks feuded with Crush (formerly of Demolition; real name Bryan Adams, most recently of the team Kronik). Doink started getting bigger face (good guy) reactions from the crowd and was turned face. Steve Lombardi, best known as the Brooklyn Brawler, took over the gimmick for a short time, until Gary Fall, aka Ray Apollo or Ray Licaccelli, took over the gimmick full-time. Doink turning face is generally considered to be the moment when the Doink gimmick lost its edge and its coolness. The addition of his midget sidekick Dink didn't help matters. The good Doink feuded with Bam Bam Bigelow, who deserved better. Other wrestlers who have donned the Doink disguise at one point or another are Jeff Jarrett, Shane Douglas, Dusty Wolfe, the Bushwhackers, Men on a Mission and Midwest indy workers Terek the Great and Truth Martini.

At WWF WrestleMania IX, Doink the Clown (Matt Borne) d. Crush with help from a second Doink (Steve Keirn).

by Jason Kreitzer March 29, 2005

doin my headin

british kingston upon hull slang for someone that u really hate or is annoying.

that teachers doin my headin.

by HullLads April 10, 2005

Doin a Lloyd

To 'Do a Lloyd' is to play a games console exceptionally poorly, usually on the first person shooter Call Of Duty, modern warfare. Doing a Lloyd usually entales gettin at least 10Xs death to kill ratio.

Sam: Aw man you're Doin a Lloyd!!
Lloyd: i know, im currently still hunting my 1st kill, with 10 deaths on route.

by GingaSamwise October 19, 2008

Doing a Beneke

A phrase describing an action that is considered to be obscenely stupid, with a result that punishes said stupidity. E.g. running away from unwelcome strangers in your living room, tripping over your rug and hurtling headfirst into furniture- waking up in hospital with a severe neck injury and looking like a particularly ugly Charlers Xavier.

Ted- I can't shake off this feeling that I'll be doing a beneke some time soon

by noodow4ever May 29, 2015

Klein-Doinch

An overweight women with very nice legs

Me: Hey buddy did you just see that fat ass over there?
Buddy: you mean that klein-doinch?!
Me: Yah...actually she does have nice legs

by Chris Mullins November 28, 2003

doinky

When you smoke a blunt with weed and crack in it, drive to muscatine, and strip down naked all because god told you to.

Did you hear about H? He got doinky and put in the loony bin.

by SirDoinksAlot August 5, 2007