penis disorder

Something that antiepileptic drugs can give you

This is really unusual; you know sometimes my seizure medication causes a penis disorder.

by John478392 October 27, 2008

Sink Affective Disorder

Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.

Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!

by kurvature July 21, 2023

monodiversity disorder

Newfound disorder caused by longer exposure to traumatic experiences growing up. It can manifest as higher frequency hearing and epileptic attacks. Present in young males aging from 12 to 18.
First recognized in 2023 in southern America by doc Prestoni and his coworker scientist Petri

Friend: "Is the buzzing bothering you or is it just my monodiversity disorder?"

by anonymous March 3, 2024

Men Disorder

Where you deter men from liking you

I have a men disorder

by LucifersBitch April 30, 2020

Homa Disorder

Disorder usually associated with requesting recognition by unknown individuals on social platforms, most commonly to promote their mediocre art. Usually caused by trauma or an inability to adjust to modern technological social constructs.

"John Doe just sent me a friend request, but I got no idea who it is!"
"Oh, that's a friend of my mum, she's dealing with Homa Disorder."

by Sneraas February 8, 2017

Social Contract Disorder

A person who is a lying manipulative, conniving individual who will use other people and has no compassion or decency for the people around them or for the social they belong to. It's antisocial personality disorder but with a more accurate name.

Person 1: Justin Manipulated me!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!

by d1ondr3 August 1, 2025

language auditory processing disorder

45 second rule.

* Person A - i have "language auditory processing disorder.."

* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)

* person A - .............................................yeah!"

by littlejellies September 22, 2011