by theflatline January 15, 2017
Get the dirty sergeymug. by Jody South March 19, 2020
Get the Dirty Steeplemug. Well Malakai is a lightskin, sexy asf, but doesn’t know how to choose the right girl. Also he DOES NOT have hoes, girls just like him.
by mal brownymjkd April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Malakaimug. When your balls deep in the back of your vehicle and your girl knocks the vehicle into neutral and it starts moving from your thrusting.
Last night I totally Dirty Jarrett This girl in the back of my pathfinder and it rolled into traffic.
by Propanegain June 8, 2020
Get the dirty jarrettmug. When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats
by catcher33jtb March 16, 2017
Get the Dirty Cleatsmug. A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
by F1Chick March 11, 2019
Get the dirty alistairmug. A Dirty Maurice is one who is a freak in the bed but seems so innocent outside of it. Will rock your world... sometimes best of both worlds. Someone you want to go back to and always talking about.
by Online Guru June 8, 2020
Get the dirty mauricemug.