Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
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Die Laughing the First- Noted Noveau Americano royale extraordinaire and metric ruler and shepherd of tweep.

His Most Excellentcy Die Laughing: Media monarch, known and acknowledged King of all Twitterati, lord and master of "followers," purveryor of mass mockitude, menace in mirth, Geekasaurus Rex, harddriver, dude and dad.

Historical meritous service unto his realm...capture and containment of the anomolous phylum known as the imbibalicious sweenusscotius homoerectus.

However, history also notes the kinKdom timeline of Die Laughing the First, know affectionately to his courtiers as "Irst-Fay," was just one dwarf short of a Felini film.
All hail His Royal Hindend, Die Laughing!!! Or die trying. Like now. Doo dah. Doo dah.
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Something's too funny that I laughed until almost dead
The way Tommy explained the concept of Linked List (Computer Science term) with "Human Centipede" laugh die me.
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"Die ne e" is a cryptic word for have got. Invented by the Famous PhD. Mrac 'Mustafa' Hulligor Hodor. The main goal of "Die ne e" was to confuse his Students.
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The opposite of "Live, Laugh, Love". It is very dark and negative. (the acronym is DCH)
I have a painting in my house that says "Die, Cry, Hate".

Fuck "Live, Laugh, Love"... Die, Cry, Hate!!!
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When you want something to “Die lmao” basically you want someone to die funnily
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